Wednesday, August 27, 2003
Life in Willetts Hall, South Wing, Floor Two
*Scene 1* Emily and Aimee's Room. Characters: Emily and her computer.
Emily: "Stop farting!"
(said in the direction of the computer)
*Scene 2* Emily and Aimee's Room. Characters: Emily, Sarah, Jessica.
Jessica: Our hall should be a sorority.
Sarah: Oooo, good idea.
Emily: Let's look online and get good letters.
(Sarah plays on the previously gaseous computer.) Do they have ones for H-O?
Jessica: Is that allowed?
Sarah: (in surprised voice) There's lots of letters.
This concluded with the creation of Sigma Epsilon Xi, a highly exculsive sorority. We might buy pink and white shirts.
*Scene 3* Sarah and Beth's Room. Characters: Beth, Sarah, Emily, Jessica.
Jessica: I came to sell my body to you. Do I look like a hooker in these shoes?
Ahh. A night full of Beth and Emily reading Sarah's "1984" scripts out loud randomly 19043 times, Sarah whining about not eating, Jessica dispensing advice and pretending to be an answering machine while wrapped in a towel, and one appearance by a Vonder.
Yeah Sigma Epsilon Xi.
. celebrate . `@ 2:46 AM
