Monday, September 27, 2004
If your roommate says that her old roommate was her favorite roommate and then says "Just kidding!", you should take it seriously. It could be an impending issue.
If she says you have an insecurity issue in a sarcastic tone, you should take as a sign that is identifying the issue in her own life and pat her on the head.
If you didn't get enough sleep for the past four nights, you should not be allowed to write in your online journal.
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